Gun Fu vs. Kung Fu

Gun Fu is an American martial art based on western spiritualism.  How Gun Fu is different than Kung Fu

• Kung Fu invented in China.  Gun Fu invented in the American South.
• Kung Fu is a system of self-defense.  Gun Fu is a system of offensive attacks.  Attacks in self-defense in Gun Fu is when an unarmed opponent with a dark pigment attacks you from 100 feet away.
• Kung Fu is based on the observations of animal attacks in self-defense.  Gun Fu is about attacking animals for fun.
• Kung Fu focuses on balance, discipline, and happiness.  Gun Fu is focused on helping one feel masculine by attacking and killing an animal.
• Kung Fu is heavily influenced by Buddhism.  Gun Fu is heavily influenced by Christianity and the NRA.